"Artificial Knee and Hip Lubricant"

A review of Parkerdell Refining Ltd by Daphne Goldengrunt written on Saturday 17th of June 2017

I had just popped down to the Motor Factors in Arden Business Park to buy a replacement windscreen wiper for my Reliant Robin when my artificial knee started to squeak and the nice lady there suggested I visit Parkerdell Refinings instant oil replacement clinic.

On arrival I was ushered into an immaculate all stainless steel room, everything was made of stainless steel including the windows. On the window ledges there were huge oblong pots containing mature peanut plants. In came Caleb, the smallest man I had ever seen, who proceeded to dig out four peanuts from a pot and placed them into a crushing machine. He then approached me and gently unscrewed the cap in my knee and with an oil can he pumped in oil from the crushed peanuts. Screwing the cap back on he encouraged me to dance the hokey cokey and within a minute or two the squeak in my knee was no more.

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